September:
Blast. I can't remember what happened.. Something exciting I'm sure. How about I just make something up so as not to disappoint? Well, you are not going to believe this!!!!!!!! Okay so it was a Wednesday afternoon, I can't recall which day (probably the 25th), and Lorayne and I were just sitting at home. Me with my knitting, Lorayne with her martial arts. Suddenly a giant squid attacked the house! It ripped the roof off with one of its long slimey tentacles and snatched Lor's brother right out of his chair and ate him! (sorry brother, someone had to die. It's a giant squid for pete's sake!) Well we weren't going to just sit by and let this monster continue in its monstrous doings! So we lept out of our chairs, Loryn delt a swift and hefty karate chop to the left eye, while I using my knitting needles jabbed at the right. The monster screamed a hideous scream and fell back in defeat. But we weren't finished. What happened next may be a little graphic for some of our viewers so I'll just summarize. We won.
October:
Let's see... well we repaired the roof that the squid so rudely demolished. I went on a lovely little deer hunt with my dearest father and we shot ourselves a nice buck. That was freaking amazing. Plus, it all took place in Fillmore!! Yay!! Halloween came, and we... dressed up? I don't recall... Anyways October wasn't nearly as exciting as September so lets move on.
November:
Ah, November. My favorite month of the year. It brings such immense amounts of joy into my life! Birthdays were celebrated, turkeys consumed, tears were shed. It was wonderous. That's all I have to say about that.
December:
Wow look at that, now we are all caught up! School has finally come to a close, and Lorayne has run off to spend her time in the state of New York. Without her dear Stabi. Woe is me... But oh my oh my I have a stoooooorrryyyy!!! Okay so get this. Let me paint a picture for you. It's Friday night, around 7:40. Loryn and I were returning from a most wonderful temple trip. We had to hurry home because we were supposed to be throwing a Christmas party that started at 7. We were a little late. (to our own party? woooooooooow.) So we are driving down main street, minding our own business, chatting lightly. Loryn was at the wheel, and I was in the passenger seat. Little brother was sitting in the back. Suddenly Loryn slams on her brakes!!! I look up from a most interesting text conversation just in time to see my life flash before my eyes.. in the form of a deer!! Yes, there was a deer. In fact there was a whole herd of deer. Running across main street! One of them, who was obviously the leader of the pack, and very intelligent, saw our car coming and thought to herself, "oh look, there is a nice shiny black car. I wonder what it feels like.. I'll just run into it with my face to see if it is soft." BAM. Right into the passenger door, and almost into my lap. Luckily there was a door there so it couldn't actually reach my lap. It ran into our car!!! So apparently this is not as big of a deal as we thought it was. Deer run into to cars all the time people keep telling us. I don't care, they don't run into our cars very often! Show some excitement people!!!!!! PS deer is okay.
And that about brings you all up to date! I shall do my best not to forget the existence of this blog ever again. Byyyyyyyyee!
